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the yiddization of American comedy
"While assimilation is a big concern in the Jewish
community, [professor Arthur Asa] Berger contends that, conversely, Jewish
culture has 'Yiddishized' American humor. 'When the Jews disappear,' he joked,
'the Jewish humor will be written by non-Jews because they've been Yiddishized
and they'll be able to carry it on.'" - Jewish Bulletin of Northern
California, June 5, 1998
"Whereas traditional Jewish humor
emerged anonymously from a collective consciousness,
America has provided a multitude of new conduits for its transmission: public
meetings and lectures, vaudeville, the Borscht Belt, Broadway, nightclubs,
radio, record albums, movies, and most especially
television, as well as
widely circulating books, newspapers, and magazines. America has made available
a popular culture that has been not only open to Jews but positively inviting
to Jewish performers and Jewish themes to a degree that was unimaginable in
Eastern Europe. There has been, of course, a price to pay for accepting this
invitation, which has resulted in the parevezation, or neutering, of much of
the material." - William Novak and Moshe Waldoks
"Joan Rivers' (Joan
Alexandra Molinsky) comic universe is a parade of crude 1970s-era stereotypes.
It is a realm in which the world belongs to the rich and thin and where the
poor, the obese, the aged and infirm are pariahs to be ridiculed." -
Australian Jewish News, February 24, 2003
It is impossible to
imagine what humor would be like in America today without the contribution of
Eastern European Jews.
Most of the comedy in America is written,
produced and performed by Jews and has been for the last century.
that find Yiddish humor low brow will just have to leave America (love it or
leave it!) because Yiddish humor has permeated American social culture.
Beginning in Vaudeville crude Yiddish humor took over Hollywood in the
Yiddish humor developed slapstick with each performer
having his or her own shtick.
Think Harry Ritz, Jimmy Ritz, Al Ritz,
Leonard "Chico" Marx, Adolf "Harpo" Marx, Milton "Gummo" Marx, Herbert "Zeppo"
Marx, Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx and Jerry Lewis (Joseph
stooges originally featured Moe Howard (Harry Moses Horwitz), brother Shemp
Howard (Samuel Horwitz), and longtime friend Larry Fine (Louis Feinberg).
"The Jewish style, with its heavy reliance upon Yiddish and
Yiddishisms, has emerged not only as a comic style, but as the comic style." -
Wallace Markfield, The Yiddishization of American Humor, Esquire
Yiddish humor is marked with the belittling of individuals and
individual beliefs, the stereotyping of any type of behavior that Jews find
offensive or look down on and the quick wit that proves that the target is an
idiot while elevating the witty one to new heights of superior wisdom.
Parents and family structure is one of the favorite targets of Yiddish
humor which thumbs its nose at God, respect for our neighbors and respect for
any and all types of thought that elevate preferring instead crass and crude
depictions of American social culture.
A few of the Yiddish "comedic"
performers that have so successfully upset the moral fabric of America include:
Al Jolson, Jackie Mason (Yacov Moshe Maza), Ed Wynn (Isaiah Edwin
Leopold), Mae West (Mary Jane West), Zero Mostel (Samuel Joel Mostel), Jack
Benny (Benjamin Kubelsky), George Burns (Nathan Birnbaum), Milton Berle (Mendel
Berlinger), Eddie Cantor (Israel Iskowitz), Sid Caesar, Henny Youngman, Howard
Morris, Myron Cohen, Phil Silvers (Fischl Silver), Danny Kaye (David Kaminsky),
Red Buttons (Aaron Chwatt), Bud Abbott, Victor Borge (Børge Rosenbaum),
Oscar Levant, Mickey Katz, Mel Brooks (Melvin Kaminsky), Don Rickles, Leonard
Schneider (Lenny Bruce) , Marty Allen (Morton Alpern), Roseanne Barr (Barsky),
William Edward "Billy" Crystal, Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Adam Sandler,
Charles Grodin, Harvey Korman, Marty Feldman, Gilbert Gottfried, Gilda Susan
Radner, Carl Reiner, Paul Reiser, Rita Rudner, Robert Schimmel, Pauly Shore,
Sarah Silverman, Rob Schneider, Ben Stiller, Sam Seder, Frederick Alan "Rick"
Moranis, Jon Stewart, Morey Amsterdam, Lewis Black, Albert Brooks, Andrew Dice
Clay (Andrew Dice Silverstein), Randy Sklar, Jason Sklar, Rhea Perlman, Chelsea
Handler, Sacha Baron Cohen, Jack Black, Mel Blanc (Melvin Jerome Blank),
"Professor" Irwin Corey, Tom Arnold (Cohen), Andy Kaufman, Richard Lewis, Larry
Miller, Paul Reubens (Rubenfeld), Garry Shandling, Gene Wilder (Jerome
Silberman), Shelley Berman, Dustin Diamond, Tiny Tim (Herbert Khaury), Dan
Ahdoot, Dave Attell, Jon Stewart (Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), Sandra Bernhard,
Alex Borstein, David Brenner, Steve Bernard Cohen, David Cross, Larry David,
Wayne Federman, Jeff Garlin, Andrew Ginsburg, Elon Gold, Judy Gold, Shecky
Greene (Greenfield), Robert Klein, John Lehr, Jan Murray, Jeffrey Ross, Andy
Samberg, Al Shean, Jon Lovitz, Oscar Levant, "Reverend" Bob Levy,
Marc Maron, Lorne
Michaels (Lorne David Lipowitz), Larry Miller, Bobby Slayton, Jerry Stiller,
Vos, Rodney Dangerfield (Jacob Cohen), Buddy Hackett (Leonard Hacker), Alan
King (Irwin Alan Kniberg), Tony Randall (Arthur Leonard Rosenberg), ad
"From 'Seinfeld' to 'Mad About You' to 'Dharma and Greg' to
'The Larry Sanders Show,' Jewish humor has infiltrated popular culture. On
humor is the Trojan horse sneaked into the living rooms of non-Jewish America."
- Jewsweek, 2001
"comic" books In
the 1950s, the Jewish-dominated comic book industry raised familiar issues -
public concern that they were influential in the degradation of popular morals
In 1955-56 the United States Senate held investigations
into the matter, releasing a report labeled "Comic Books and Juvenile
Delinquency." The Senate document noted that "on first impression, the present
comic book industry would seem to comprise many different publishing firms with
no apparent relationship to one another ... On closer scrutiny, however it is
found that the picture is entirely different ... The 676 comic book titles
examined are published by 111 companies owned by only 121 persons or families
in addition to 1 corporation ... The majority of the publishers maintain
editorial offices in New York City."
Subsections of the report included
"Techniques of Crime Taught by Crime and Horror Comics," "Criminal
Careers as Glamorous in Crime and Horror Comic Books", and "Defenders of
Law and Order Frequently Represented as All Powerful Beings Who Kill and Commit
Other Crimes to Defend 'Justice.'"
Jewish comic book entrepreneurs
who are singled out by the report include direct-mail advertiser Samuel Roth
"who has for many years been engaged in using the mail to advertise lewd and
lascivious material," and Alex Segal who "testifed that 'by mistake' one of his
trays of addressograph plates bearing the names of 400 children was routed to
the publisher of sex literature."
In the listings of owners and
distributors of comic book businesses, among the best known are Marvel Comic
group (owners: Martin and Jean Goodman) and Archie Comic group (owners: Maurice
Coyne, John Goldwater, and Lewis H. Silberkleit).
William Gaines (EC comics) also produced "the greatest of the
under-the-covers-with-a-flashlight genre." These comics, featuring new
explorations of gore, include Tales from the Crypt, Weird
Science, Shock Suspense stories, Frontline Combat, "and a few
other titles made the struggling company profitable and Gaines a fully employed
pop culture mentor of the first magnitude. But this upstart Jewish kid was soon
put out of business by a crusading psychiatrist from the old country, a nasty
bunch of Senators, and a coalition of PTA and American Legion, sheriffs and
bishops, editors and aldermen.
The Comics Code that was created
to deflect the heat couldn't help Gaines. The slander was so thorough that his
books were returned unopened by retailers even after the Comics Code
seal was applied. By the end of 1954, after just a four year run, EC Comics
were all gone, except for the satirical Mad.(William M. Gaines publisher of Mad
Magazine; editors Al Feldstein, Harvey Kurtzman; writers Frank Jacobs, Barry
Leibmann, Andrew J. Schwartzberg, Larry Siegel, Lou Silverstone.)
Jacob Heilbrunn notes, in a review of a book about comic books by scholar
Bradford W. Wright, "EC Comics offered something of a precursor to the upheaval
of the 1960s, questioning authority before it became fashionable to question
anything. In perhaps the most notorious panel printed by EC Comics, a murderous
baseball team plays a midnight game with the limbs and entrails of a victim.
Little was left to the imagination ... Another issue depicted a man holding a
bloody ax in one hand and a woman's severed head in the other."
in various states of decay and reanimation regularly adorned the covers." -
Bradford W. Wright
The reaction came quickly. By 1948, Catholic schools
were conducting bonfires of comic books ... Soon enough, William M. Gaines, the
publisher of EC Comics, found himself facing off against a Senate investigative
committee headed by Estes Kefauver. It was a rout. Kefauver declared that a
panel in the July issue 'seems to be a man with a woman in a boat and he is
choking her to death with a crowbar. Is that in good taste?'
so,' was all Gaines could answer.
The Fleischer brothers, Max and Dave,
animated Betty Boop. Betty's cartoons, remembered vividly for their overt
sexuality and often grotesque imagery, are even more provocative when viewed in
relation to the lives of her working-class Eastern European immigrant, Jewish
creators. ... Betty's initial disappearance can be traced to the Hays
Production Code Office, which Mayer, Laemmle, Goldwyn - Jews grouped themselves
into the Motion Pictures Producers and Distributors of America Inc., and
invited Will H. Hayes to preside over them. In doing so they were not merely
attempting to buy-off criticism, they were buying
Superman was created by two
young Jews, Jerry Siegel and Joe Schuster.
The real heroes of Marvel
Comics are the two Israeli men at the company's helm, Isaac (Ike) Perlmutter
and Avi Arad. At Marvel the key players throughout the decades, including Jack
Kirby (Jacob Kurtzberg) and Stan Lee (Stanley Lieber) creators of the Fantastic
Four and Spider-Man, have been almost exclusively Jewish. Founded in 1939 by
Martin Goodman, Marvel was a part of the so-called "golden age" of comics, when
hordes of young Jewish writers and artists, most of them struggling immigrants'
sons, created armies of imaginary superheroes like
Superman and Captain America,
whose mission was to wage war against Nazis and their ilk.
No one is
more Jewish than Bugs Bunny.
'It was no accident,' observes David
Gilner, director of Libraries for Hebrew Union College, 'that Bugs Bunny's
animator was Fritz Freleng, and his voice supplied by Mel Blanc - both of whom
were Jewish.''' - Cincinnati Post, April 21, 1997
And of course let us
not forget the Israeli-born Haim Saban of 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'
The Yiddishization of Comedy has resulted
the creation of a social culture that laughs at the plight of others.
Where are all the Looney Tunes?
"Ive been a cartoonist for well over two decades and I
can offer some thought as to why the Looney Tunes characters will not succeed
in the 21st century. One reason is that viewer sensitivity has forced
censorship of the cartoons, but here is my idea of where these cartoon
characters would be today if they had continued to be the animated superstars
they were 50 years ago.
Elmer Fudd seriously lacked firearm safety and
his careless use of guns would land him in a federal prison. He would be
convicted of weapons violations to include: Possession of a firearm without a
proper permit, attempted murder and an assault with a deadly weapon. Fudd would
remain incarcerated without parole.
Bugs Bunny would come out of his
hole with the need to publicly announce his symptoms of nervousness, craving,
insomnia, and irritability which are associated with withdrawal from excessive
carrot eating. The basis for the addiction is believed to be beta carotene,
which is found in carrots. Bugs would volunteer publically for rehab in an
effort to seek sympathy from his viewers and restore his career.
E. Coyote, a mastermind, lives a life of violence and a thorough investigation
shows numerous credit transactions to the ACME Corporation for the purchase of
items used with the intent to harm a US resident. Homeland Security views this
as an act of terrorism and has him arrested, interrogated and shipped to the
Guantanamo Bay detention camp where he will be detained
The Roadrunners suspicious cuckoo hyperactive
behavior would require a drug test and even though no controlled substance was
found in his urine he is still downcast by his admirers. His sudden change in
appearance and personality becomes similar to a chicken and he mistakenly
becomes part of a three piece special at the Roadhouse Bar & Grill in
The spinning Tasmanian Devil continues to have anger
issues, so antidepressants such as Prozac, Celexa and Zoloft are prescribed by
a doctor. It helps his mood, but he now fights an addiction to prescription
drugs and refuses to leave the shipping crate he calls home.
Bird becomes an important figure for the Humane Society. They force regulations
to increase his cage size to give him more room to move around freely and
Sylvester the cat gets neutered.
Marvin the Martian is a real spacey
dude. Hes like way way out there!
Pepé Le Pew is now
portrayed as a pervert and although his actions and comments may seem innocent
to him, in most modern legal contexts his behavior is illegal sexual
harassment, as defined by the law. Several witnesses have come forward and his
career in comedy is over.
Porky Pig, who advanced slowly in social
development, cannot handle losing his star power after the fall of his golden
years in American animation. He developed an eating disorder and joins the more
than two-thirds of adults considered to be overweight or obese.
Gonzales was an illegal immigrant deported back to Mexico and escorted by
Yosemite Sam, who was quickly arrested for transporting weapons across the
Foghorn Leghorn and Daffy Duck planned on travelling to the US
Embassy in Mexico to negotiate the release of their old friend Sam, but they
were contained in customs by the USDA for not having the proper export/import
vaccination papers. Instead of risking the spread of the Avian Bird Flu virus
they are both euthanized.
An irony of modern life is that, in spite of spectacular
increases in material abundance and centuries of technological progress,
hunter-gatherers, people who have lived with almost no material possessions,
have enjoyed lives in many ways as satisfying and rewarding as lives led in the
industrial North. Neoclassical economic theory contains more than a set of
beliefs about human nature. It is also an ideology justifying the existing
economic organization, resource use, and distribution of
and the mythology of the market <<<
"Our culture of flagrant self-exaltation, hardwired
in the American character, permits the humiliation of all those who oppose us.
We believe, after all, that because we have the capacity to wage war we have a
right to wage war. Those who lose deserve to be erased. Those who fail, those
who are deemed ugly, ignorant or poor, should be belittled and mocked. Human
beings are used and discarded like Styrofoam boxes that held
junk food. And the numbers of
superfluous human beings are swelling the unemployment offices, the prisons and
the soup kitchens." - Chris Hedges
Moses "Moe" Louis Annenberg
(18781942): Probably no fortune in America was built on a sturdier
foundation of cooperation with organized crime and the Mafia than that of
Moses "Moe" Louis Annenberg. A
newspaper circulation man by trade and a gambler to boot, Moe Annenberg rose
from poverty in the slums of South Side Chicago to accumulate the largest
estimated individual income of any person in the nationthanks to mob
money. Considered a "circulation genius" by
William Randolph Hearst,
Moe started out in the circulation department of the Chicago Tribune. Later, he
was hired away by Hearst's new sheets in town, the American and the Examiner,
serving from 1904 to 1906 as circulation manager. He became a grand operative
during the early Chicago newspaper circulation wars, selling newspapers with an
army of sluggers, overturning the competition's delivery trucks, burning their
papers and roughing up newspaper vendors. Moe's "genius," in fact, was muscle.
His roster of sluggers reads less like a publishing staff than a muster of
public enemies. A typical Annenberg employee was Frank McErlane. Former Chicago
journalist George Murray later described the Annenberg-McErlane relationship:
"McErlane went on to become the most vicious killer of his time. Moe Annenberg
went on to become father of the ambassador to the Court of St. James." Under
William Randolph Hearst,
Annenberg was one of the highestpaid circulation men in the nation.
Hearst so valued him that he
tolerated Moe's myriad private business dealings. More than
Hearst himself, Annenberg realized
the money to be made in the racing information field, both legally and
illegally. In 1922 he bought the Daily Racing Form and by 1926 his various
private businesses became so big he quit
Hearst. In a few years Moe took
over the New York Morning Telegraph, Radio Guide, Screen Guide and, most
important, formed the Nation-Wide News Service in association with the East
Coast's biggest gambler, Frank Erickson, a close associate of Lucky Luciano,
Meyer Lansky and Frank Costello. In 1929, Al Capone brought Annenberg into the
underworld's famous Atlantic City Conference, the gathering at which the
groundwork was laid for the national crime syndicate. Capone and Annenberg
ironed out the details of a syndicated racing wire in discussions on the
boardwalk. Nation-Wide brought in a flood of money. The service received its
information from telegraph and telephone wires hooked into 29 race tracks and
from those tracks into 223 cities in 30 states, where thousands of poolrooms
and bookie joints operated in violation of local laws. Annenberg thus became
the fifth largest customer of American Telephone and Telegraph, making
transmissions only slightly behind RCA and the three press associations of the
day. It was with Annenberg's cooperation that Lansky sewed up for himself his
preeminent gambling position in Miami and Florida's lush East Coast. In the
1930s Annenberg also took over the century-old Philadelphia Inquirer and
through it became a power in Republican Party politicsa "respectable"
citizen. But Moe was to end up like Al Caponehauled up for income tax
evasion. In 1939, both he and his only son, Walter, were indicted. For the year
1932 the government found Annenberg owed $313,000 and paid only a paltry $308.
For 1936 alone Annenberg owed an estimated $1,692,000 and paid $470,000, still
not the epitome of civic-mindedness. All told, along with interest and
penalties, Moe's unpaid taxes came to $9.5 million. Annenberg claimed that,
because much of his activities came during a period of national Democratic
dominance, his legal troubles were politically inspired. More accurate was the
evaluation of the New York Times, reporting that the money gush became so large
"it apparently did not seem worth while to give the government its share."
Walter pleaded not guilty and finally Moe, in what some observers to the
conversation regarded as the epitome of paternal devotion, declared: "It's the
best gamble. I'll take the rap." Moe was in his 60s and his lawyers advised
that a guilty plea by him could well lead to the dropping of charges against
his son. The gamble paid off. Moe got a three-year prison term and handed the
government $9.5 million in settlement.
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