teaching the Mudheads to copulate
The Mudheads are not very
Long ago they didn't know many things, even very
simple, everyday actions.
So a man tried to instruct them. He tried to
teach them how to go up a ladder.
He showed them how to do it, and they
tried to copy him, but they couldn't.
One tried to go up the ladder
with his feet upmost, standing on his head.
Another tried to climb the
back of the ladder.
A third kept falling through the rungs, while a
fourth got all tangled in the rungs.
They just couldn't do it.
Then the man tried to teach them how to build a house.
showed them the right way to do it, and
they tried to imitate his
But one started with the roof and made the others hold up
the ceiling while he tried to build downward from it.
together a house with no doors and windows.
He built it from the
inside, and when he wanted to go out, he found he had walled himself in.
The others had to break down the walls to let him out.
another made the mud bricks out of sand.
When it rained, his house
collapsed into a sandpile.
Try as they would, the Mudheads just
couldn't do it right.
Then the man tried to show them a really simple
thing - how to sit on a chair.
They watched and tried to do as he did.
One sat on top of the chair back and tumbled over.
underneath the chair.
Another sat on the chair with his back to the
A fourth tried to sit upside down with his head where his rump
ought to be.
They just couldn't get the point.
their instructor, "I will try one thing more. I am going to show you how to
There was a skinny old woman who hadn't had a man in her for
a long time.
"They can all practice on
me," she said, "I don't mind."
So she lifted up her manta and bent
over, and the instructor copulated with her in the simplest way - from the back
as dogs do.
The Mudheads watched closely, and then they all wanted to
But none of them could find the right opening.
One tried to do it in the anus.
Another in the knee bend.
Another in the arm bend.
Another in the armpit.
They tried and tried.
really wanted to do it right, but they couldn't.
"I give up on you,"
said the instructor.
The skinny old woman just laughed.
Zuni clown dance story.
become not a mudhead
Let not care corrode and
gnaw your heart, lest you
fall into despondency and throw away the blessings
you enjoy and with them your
Stir not the fire with a sword.
Irritate not an angry person
- rather endeavor to sooth
and appease him - free from the
influence of passion, he may hear
Talk not on moral
or religious subjects before immoral persons who are
disposed to ridicule everything that is
grave and serious.
not into arguments with persons obstinate, or
ignorant; who are either incapable of
understanding, or predetermined not to adopt what you
Bind yourselves not by vows, nor by
oaths, to do, or to
refrain from any act; if an act be proper in itself, you will have
to do it, without laying such obligations or restrictions.
Do not through weariness leave
any business nearly completed in which you are engaged, unfinished, but
persist to the end.
perceive yourself about to die,
with patience and courage
submit to your fate, and
do not weakly and
foolishly wish for an extension of your life, in the vain hope that you
should live more carefully.
Do not attempt those actions one is
unqualified to perform, nor discourse on matters one does not understand;
more attention will be given to
a blind man discoursing on color.
Do nothing to revive a settled
dispute or contest in which you were engaged, you may not come off a second
time so well.
Do not feed, or take under your roof animals of ferocious
and savage dispositions, that have sharp and curled claws.
Do not awaken sorrow once sorrow is
asleep. Do not wake a sleeping dog.
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Firstly, American Indians did not have access to a number of
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