3 Looney Tunes Moments

"I've been a cartoonist for over two decades and I can offer some thought as to why the Looney Tunes characters will not succeed in the 21st century.

One reason is that viewer sensitivity has forced censorship of the cartoons, but here is my idea of where these cartoon characters would be today if they had continued to be the animated superstars they were 50 years ago.

Elmer Fudd seriously lacked firearm safety and his careless use of guns would land him in a federal prison.

He would be convicted of weapons violations to include: Possession of a firearm without a proper permit, attempted murder and an assault with a deadly weapon. Fudd would remain incarcerated without parole.

Bugs Bunny would come out of his hole with the need to publicly announce his symptoms of nervousness, craving, insomnia, and irritability which are associated with withdrawal from excessive carrot eating.

Bugs would volunteer publically for rehab in an effort to seek sympathy from his viewers and restore his career.

Wile E. Coyote, a mastermind, lives a life of violence and a thorough investigation shows numerous credit transactions to the ACME Corporation for the purchase of items used with the intent to harm a US resident.

The Department of Homeland Security views this as an act of terrorism and has him arrested, interrogated and shipped to the Guantanamo Bay detention camp where he will be detained indefinitely.

The suspicious cuckoo hyperactive behavior of Roadrunner requires a search; when a controlled substance is found he too is incarcerated.

Upon release his personality is now similar to a chicken; he becomes part of a three piece special at the Roadhouse Bar & Grill in Bisbee, Arizona.

The Tasmanian Devil continues to have anger issues, so antiDepressant such as Prozac®, Celexa® and Zoloft® are prescribed by a doctor.

It helps his mood, but he now fights an addiction to prescription drugs.

Tweetie Bird becomes an important figure for the Humane Society.

They force regulations to increase his cage size to give him more room.

Marvin the Martian is a real spacey dude. He's like way way out there!

Pepé Le Pew is now portrayed as a pervert and although his actions may seem innocent to him, in legal context his behavior is sexual harassment.

Several witness' have come forward and his career in comedy is over.

Porky Pig, who advanced slowly in social development, developed an eating disorder and joins two-thirds of adults considered to be overweight or obese.

Speedy Gonzales was an illegal immigrant deported back to Mexico.

Yosemite Sam was arrested for transporting weapons across the border.

Foghorn Leghorn and Daffy Duck travelled to the Boondoggle HQ in Afghanistan to negotiate the release of their old friend Sam.

Detained in customs by the Department of Agriculture for not having the proper export/import vaccination passport they are both euthanized.

Th-th-th-th-that's all folks!"

Rick Friday

How To Steal Millions From CalPERS

September 1933 Townsend writes a letter to the editor of the Long Beach Press-Telegram and launched his career as an old-age activist.

Dr. Francis E. Townsend proposes the Old Age Revolving Pension Plan.

"An aged physician in Long Beach, California, was looking out his window one day when he saw three old women rooting in a garbage for food.

The vision set Dr. Francis E. Townsend's soul on fire.

Thus inspired, he sat down to invent a plan and came up with the Old Age Revolving Pension Plan.

The plan was simplicity itself.

Every person reaching the age of 60 would receive $200 a month.

There were four conditions:

(1) that he or she retire;

(2) have no criminal record;

(3) have no income over the $2400 a year;

(4) spend the entire $200 each month.

A man and wife over 60 would get $400 a month.

There were 10,384,000 persons over 60.

But the doctor estimated that only about 8,000,000 would qualify.

This would cost the country $1,600,000,000 a month or about $19,000,000,000 a year.

The money would be provided by a transactions tax of 2 per cent on every commercial transaction.

This alluring promise lite up the imaginations and appetites of the aged.

It spread like a prairie fire among the oldsters until millions were marching behind the good doctor as in a holy crusade." - John T. Flynn

The main argument against the Old Age Revolving Pension Plan was that the taxes would not be enough to pay for the high pensions, which would account for almost half the national income.

1935 In response to the continued popular growth of the Old Age Revolving Pension Plan, Franklin D Roosevelt's proposed Social Security legislation included two titles designed to help the elderly, neither of them as generous.

Social Security Act passed in August.

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1999 California spends $160 million on its retirees.

Bruce Malkenhorst, retired city manager, collects a $500,000 a year.

Joaquin Fuster gets $296,000.

James Stahl, Los Angeles County Sanitation District, receives $265,000.

2008 "Unless things change fast, human history will show that the phenomenon of "retirement" was limited to one generation.

When European and Japanese economies stood in tatters, American corporatism could fulfill "the American dream," since there was little foreign competition to speak of.

For the first time ever, workers were promised that "after working thirty or so years" they would be able to securely retire.

That was largely the case for one generation.

The second generation is having a devastating reality check.

2008 was supposed to be a watershed year for retirement: it was the year the retirement frenzy was to begin with the first baby-boomers turned 62.

The economy has nosedived, and many more retirements are being delayed.

The unfortunate reality is that many who planned on retiring will work until the grave, joining the millions of other baby-boomers who never had dreams.

At the end of September, as the crisis begin, it was discovered in the previous year the value of stocks in 401(k) accounts had fallen by nearly $2 trillion !

Much more has been lost since then.

This is especially devastating since almost one-third of 401(k) participants in their 60s had 80% of their money in stocks (pension funds also destroyed).

The 401(k) was the scheme of the century.

Corporations offloaded their "burdensome" pensions and used media and politicians to sell the ruse to the public, to the great benefit of Wall Street.

Workers were told that boom-bust cycles were a thing of the past and that stocks were a sure thing." - Shamus Cooke 12/2008

2009 California spends $3.4 billion on retiree pensions.

"We have two classes of citizens: Government employees who can retire at younger and younger ages, and those who have to wait longer to retire so they can pay government employees." - Robert Somerville

"I spend a lot of time fighting this incredible goverment giveaway to what has become the new aristocracy - public employees." - Richard Rider

Corporate America had been cooking the books for many years.

The accounting debacle of 1999, touted as the Dot-com Bubble, was actually the collapse the Long-Term Capital Management hedging scheme.

The recognition resources are insufficient to continue the current social order and guarantee workers the promised retirement leads to 911.

The transnational elite spread the asbestos problem round when World Trade Center buildings housing the Securities and Exchange Commission offices that were investigating the fraudulent accounting practices.

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